funniest comments you've heard about your mini truck

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 4:55 pm

They did this on s10forum awhile ago and it was pretty funny, you always have old guys at the gas station or someone asking questions or saying dumb shit, so what's the best you've personally heard?

Mine was a guy I worked with who came in the shop from our other location and said "dude your trucks on the ground! Like literally the frame is touching the ground!" I said yea I know, its suppose to, his response "how could you drive like that though" then I tried to explain air ride and got nowhere

Also had a old man ask me how fast my truck is with that giant nitrous tank in the bed [/list]

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:12 pm

yea, , ive heard that one many times, how can you drive it when its so low ? then theres the other ever so famous questions and comments .

nice lowrider !! umm..no sir its not a lowrider. its a mini truck. i like the lowrider scene but a very distict difference.

does that thing have hydraulics ? no, its airide. o ok, so how loud are your hydros ? again im not sure, i have airride.

then when the nerdy mother fucker who has no clue to life walks over and yells to his wife and kids....hey honey, look here, its one of those lowrider trucks with hydraulics that scrape the pavement.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:19 pm

how do you open your doors ? its a shaved door handle. and i reach in my window and pull the latch, or hit the button to open my door. what if your battery dies. do you climb through the window? then i look at myself and kindly say... well, since im 6ft4 300 fucking pounds i am not squeeszing in my window.

why are they called suicide doors ? does that mean they open up and down like a lambo ? nooooooooooooooo, those are lambo doors . lol

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:22 pm

are your tires flat or low on air ? har har thats a typical old person comment.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:38 pm

Also the classic, your fuel pump is still running...no those are my compressors....long silence, ummm oh ok

Adam blew a air bag one time and a old guy came out of his house and asked what happened, he said I blew a airbag and the guys like omg how did that happen, are you ok? He's like oh no not that air bag, like suspension air bag...then he was lost of course

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 5:38 pm

I was working security at this place and was watching this old lady stare outside then she finally came up and asked if I knew what was wrong with the truck in the parking lot.

Forever Static Joined: Feb 13, 2011 Posts: 149

"your truck is bagged, what is that?"-friend
"its like errr, um, my truck has hydrolics"-me
'ooo i know what you mean now"-friend

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:16 pm

yea the blown air bag was the best

u own that truck that goes up and down......can u make it bounce.....doesnt that tear up your truck

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:17 pm

" did you break a leaf spring?" When I rolled into work riding Cali in my old truck

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 6:32 pm

This is the one i love to hear: "Why put that much money into it then destroy it" While watching trucks dragging.....

Forever Static Joined: Feb 13, 2011 Posts: 149

DailyDime13 wrote:

This is the one i love to hear: "Why put that much money into it then destroy it" While watching trucks dragging.....

ha love that one,

I Have No Life Joined: Feb 06, 2009 Posts: 686

Idk but im sick of everyone saying my truck is mexican, or asking if Im going to get a chain link steering wheel or wire wheels.

Posted: Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:31 pm

well its not a mini truck but when i had my caprice on the road i had countless people tell me that i was low on power steering fluid beacuse of my noisey gear drive.

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:02 am

whats wrong with your front wheels? they are both leaning in...

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:06 am

"get it home, if i see it on the road again im having it impounded and citing you for the multiple violations i can see right now who knows what im gonna find if i looked inside..."

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 1:43 am

had a guy at a show standing next to my truck looking in the drivers window.. im sitting behind it. i hear him say that this truck is trash it looks like a n^&gg&r owned it with the big rims and flashy paint. i then set the alarm and my truck laid out .... right on his foot.... as he limped away.. i told him to stop walking like a n^gg&r.. he wasnt happy.. haha

Forever Static Joined: Jan 21, 2011 Posts: 99

" is it broke? "
"whats the point of havin a truck if you cant haul stuff "

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:59 am

the infamous "whats the purpose in that"

"you dont have heat, what about when its cold"

"who did it"
reply- "i did"
"really.......Hmmmmmm.....okay"

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:08 pm

kunzy420 wrote:

Idk but im sick of everyone saying my truck is mexican, or asking if Im going to get a chain link steering wheel or wire wheels.

AMEN!! i also had a guy say" you cant even haul a bail of hay in that thing" lol

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 12:35 pm

Try driving a big body with hydros and 13s. Everyone says I should be mexican..

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 3:58 pm

ive always liked the " if your truck sits that low, wont it drag"..... and as i respond "yea that is what it is supose to do" he then says" wont that tear up the frame"..... and as i point to the drag blocks, i say "that is what you call frame savers".....

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:20 pm

My favorite "when you gonna get a real truck?"

uhmm yeah

Posted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 6:29 pm

yea that one annoys me ...especially when its coming from a fairy with a 2wd lifted truck ...or the wannabe hillbillies in there lifted trucks dressing in nuthuggers.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:24 am

and the confederate flag waving in the back. lmao

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:27 am

batman13 wrote:

"get it home, if i see it on the road again im having it impounded and citing you for the multiple violations i can see right now who knows what im gonna find if i looked inside..."

This thread gives me motivation for bags... I'm still debating on throwing a stock engine in the MM and rocking it static while I bag the dime or just static the dime and build a 4g63 bagged MM. Problem is, I'm new to this and dimes are easy and cheap. Could be done in a month or 2... Haha

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 3:59 pm

1 of my favorites

outside a bar at Geneva on the Lake, this drunk chick comes staggering across the road with her friends in tow....comes up to my window and attempts to poke fun of me and my truck...

her: low low lowriders are ride low because ttthhey cant get it up. hehehahaha

Me: Baby, I can get mine up on command (about 300psi in the tanks and all up on the switchbox, hopped about a foot)

her: (stood there in awww for a minute then looks at her boyfriend) Why cant you makes yours do that....

I layed it back out and drug rocker the rest of the way down "the strip", and laughed as they stood in the middle of the road like....huh...

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:08 pm

LMAO^^^^

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 4:39 pm

lol...never a dull moment down at good ole shit hole geneva on the lake. enter comment from my previous post about the lifted 2wd, nut hugging ,rebel flag flying douches. lol yup, thats where they flock too.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:02 pm

Some kid tried getting a ride with me and I said it only fits two. He said what about the bed, I pulled of with no reply.

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:19 pm

I put those chopper mirrors on I bought from menace to see how they look and I get.......wait for it...."That dont look like no bike" oh well when you live in Mayberry you get Mayberry comments!

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2011 6:44 pm

so very true

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 3:01 am

I was standing in front of my truck at a local cruise and an older couple comes walking by. I overheard the lady telling her husband "No, it does have wheels". My truck sits so low that I guess they thought I somehow got it to the cruise with no wheels on it. The funny thing is I've heard some variation of that 4 times now. Laughing

I also like the look on guys faces when they ask how much it's bodydropped and I tell them it isn't.

I Have No Life Joined: Dec 08, 2008 Posts: 819

my reply to the lifted sheep lovers is lift kits are for guys that need help getting it up

and my personal fav to why mine drags doors is girls love a guy that goes down lol

Newbie Joined: May 05, 2011 Posts: 11 Location: Findlay

my favorite is how do u haul wood in that
and the other day i was sitting at a light and some guy pulls up beside me shaking his head staring right at me so i said would i be cooler if i was driving a bone stock chevy 1500 like u cause i got one at home i can go get it before you hurt your neck fuck head

Forever Static Joined: Jan 21, 2011 Posts: 99

is that thing broken?
Wont the bumper fall off?
"its got airbags" My car has airbags too, it even has sidewall airbags" *walks away shaking head*

all time fav
girl friend-"What does bagged mean?"
"It can change ride height"
"Oh like hydraulics?"
"Kind of"

2 days later.

Someone asked about my truck, "whats wrong with that thing?"
She answers "its got hydraulics"
"NO. its not fucking hydraulics! its bagged. do you see 100 freakin batterys in the bed??? "

Newbie Joined: Dec 11, 2008 Posts: 28 Location: Elyria, OH

My friends and I were at a local car show an old man walks up to my friend with a body dropped square body S-10 and asks him "what kind of car did that used to be?" Friend says that it is a S-10 and then the old timer says "did they come like that?". Another one from the same show someone comes to me and asks if the motor in my truck came out of a Buick I have a 94 Sonoma with a 2.2, I said no it is the stock motor, and then they reply "yeah but did it come out of a Buick?" , after I just told them that it was the stock motor.

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:20 pm

thelowone wrote:

My friends and I were at a local car show an old man walks up to my friend with a body dropped square body S-10 and asks him "what kind of car did that used to be?" Friend says that it is a S-10 and then the old timer says "did they come like that?". Another one from the same show someone comes to me and asks if the motor in my truck came out of a Buick I have a 94 Sonoma with a 2.2, I said no it is the stock motor, and then they reply "yeah but did it come out of a Buick?" , after I just told them that it was the stock motor.

well FYI the 2.2 was used in a variety of vehicles, including but not limited to 1993-1996 BUICK century and other gm a-bodies....

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:56 pm

true story

Posted: Sat May 28, 2011 4:45 pm

downtown cleveland a older black cleveland cop stopped me while directing traffic to ask if I was on air ride.. I thanked him for knowing the difference.

Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 8:34 pm

dropped a buddy off at graduation and laid it out and this high school kid comes up to me and says
"omg your wheels just bent in!!!"
i say "omg are you serious?!" (and began to inspect them as if something was wrong)

Newbie Joined: Feb 15, 2012 Posts: 32

I love it when people walk up to your open bed that is neatly furnished with valves 2 screaming compressors and a nice shiny air tank and still wanna know if the hydraulics can get it up off the ground.....fuckin nubs..... I also had a diesel tuggin truck choke his lame ass duramax in my driver window..... the nerve.... they thought bit was funny when I had a tired ol 4 banger.... not this year bitches... I'm layin down the law..... time to DETECT AND SWERVE..

Newbie Joined: Feb 15, 2012 Posts: 32

Lookout tuggatruckin redneckers... I may not pull your truck but you know I'm pullin ur bitch yo

Newbie Joined: Jul 28, 2010 Posts: 31 Location: Monroe. Mi

well my girlfriends grandpa insists that i park my mazda around the corner because its foreign. also my aunts and uncles always ask me when im going to buy something thats not ancient and has heat and ac lol